We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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