I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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