I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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