New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
His hands were made for my vagina.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
All the doctor said was why
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