So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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