Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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