If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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