and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Randomize
