I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I currently don't understand fingers.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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