Hey man sorry I got all grabby
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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