Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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