Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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