He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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