how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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