New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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