You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
you win again, gameday.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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