We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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