Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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