Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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