Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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