ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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