When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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