what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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