I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
operation have a gay friend backfired
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
