i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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