absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
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