i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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