He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
then he tried to convert me to islam
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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