Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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