he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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