watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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