Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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