is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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