My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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