butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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