i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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