no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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