Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
The cops high fived after they tackled you
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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