if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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