I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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