the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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