therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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