you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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