Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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