we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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