butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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