At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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