I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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