Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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