Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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