Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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