yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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