I accidentally burped into my bong.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Randomize
